If I Can Make People Laugh It's

I Think Of New York As A Puree And The Rest Of The United States As Vegetable Soup.

I Fantasize About Going Back To High School With The Knowledge I Have Now. I Would Shine. I Would Have A Good Time, I Would Have A Girlfriend. I Think That's Where A Lot Of My Pain Comes From. I Think I Never Had Any Teenage Years To Go Back To.

One Of The Ways To Reincarnate Is To Tell Your Story.

I Consulted A Therapist At Mass. General. After About 20 Minutes, He Stopped Me And Said, 'you're Just A Big Existential Garbage Pail. Go Home And Relax.'

Everything Is Contingent, And There Is Also Chaos.