The Only Risk Of Failure Is Promotion.

Scientists Will Eventually Stop Flailing Around With Solar Power And Focus Their Efforts On Harnessing The Only Truly Unlimited Source Of Energy On The Planet: Stupidity. I Predict That In The Future, Scientists Will Learn How To Convert Stupidity Into Clean Fuel.

Men Live In A Fantasy World. I Know This Because I Am One, And I Actually Receive My Mail There

I Have Infinite Capacity To Do More Work As Long As You Don't Mind That My Quality Approaches Zero.

If You Don't Believe Your Salmon Is Wild, Ask It To Fetch Your Newspaper And See What Happens.

Always Postpone Meetings With Time-wasting Morons