The Only Risk Of Failure Is Promotion.

The People Who Think A Guy Walked On Water Versus The People Who Think A Horse Can Fly.

Stress Is Your Body's Way Of Saying You Haven't Worked Enough Unpaid Overtime.

Your Inability To See Other Possibilities And Your Lack Of Vocabulary Are Your Brain's Limits, Not The Universe's.

As Network Administrator I Can Take Down The Network With One Keystroke. It's Just Like Being A Doctor But Without Getting Gooky Stuff On My Paws.

You Can Change Only What People Know, Not What They Do.