I'm Primarily Just An Investor.

The Ability To Work Hard And Make Sacrifices Comes Naturally To Those Who Know Exactly What They Want.

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car. But Women Wised Up And Realized It Was Better To Buy Their Own Hot Cars So They Wouldn't Have To Ride Around With Jerks.

Dance Like It Hurts. Love Like You Need Money. Work When People Are Watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

For Most Of My Career I Did One Comic A Day, Every Day, Including Weekends And Holidays.

Methods For Predicting The Future: 1) Read Horoscopes, Tea Leaves, Tarot Cards, Or Crystal Balls . . . Collectively Known As "nutty Methods;" 2) Put Well-researched Facts Into Sophisticated Computer . . . Commonly Referred To As "a Complete Waste Of Time."