The Older You Get, The Funnier Fart

People Will Tell Me, "oh, My Kid Watches Your Show On Their Ipad, Over And Over Again Until They Memorize." And I'm Like, "wow, I Was That Kid Watching Other Shows. That's The Coolest!"

I Used To Stay Up At Night And Sneak Into The Tv Room, Past My Parents, Who Were Asleep, To Watch Saturday Night's 'main Event.' That's How I Started Watching Snl. On Accident.

You Are Graduating From College. That Means That This Is The First Day Of The Last Day Of Your Life. No, That's Wrong. This Is The Last Day Of The First Day Of School. Nope, That's Worse. This Is A Day.

If Something Is Making Us Bored, We Should Probably Keep It Shorter.

Obviously, Snl Has A Lot Of Viewers, But The Potential For A Movie Is Through The Roof.