If Had A Penny For Every Strange

I Remember My Dad Turning To Me - My Dad Loves To Turn To Me And Explain Why Things Are Funny. He Used To Do That With Seinfeld All The Time. He Did It With Colombo, Too, Set The Scene.

If I Watch An Episode Of Snl, And There's One Thing That I Liked, Then That's A Good Episode.

I Do A Lot Of Laughing At My Own Self In Life, So I Think I Come At Things With A Pretty Easygoing View.

You Are Graduating From College. That Means That This Is The First Day Of The Last Day Of Your Life. No, That's Wrong. This Is The Last Day Of The First Day Of School. Nope, That's Worse. This Is A Day.

No Matter How Much It's Growing, The Internet Still Is A Pretty Specific Demographic. It Doesn't Necessarily Represent The General Populace.