The Older Theory Was, Marry An Older

In Hollywood A Marriage Is A Success If It Outlasts Milk.

When You're A Dancer, You Start With The Basics. You Don't All Of A Sudden Do A Grand Jete And Pirouette. You Start With First Position, Second, Third.

Men Have Higher Body Temperatures Than Women. If Your Heating Goes Out In Winter, I Recommend Sleeping Next To A Man. Men Are Like Portable Heaters That Snore.

Men Would Like Monogamy Better If It Sounded Less Like Monotony.

When I Eventually Met Mr. Right I Had No Idea That His First Name Was Always.