I'd Like To Have A Kid, But

I Think A Lot Of People Have Too Much Time On Their Hands.

At The Last Supper How Come No One Sat On The Other Side Of The Table? See, I Think Originally There Were People Sitting On The Other Side But Those Were The People Going, You Know, The Air Conditioning Hits Me Right On The Back On The Neck.

Well, I Play Jews And Parrots. Parrots Are How I've Branched Out.

Comedy Historians Take Note: This Gottfried Character Doesn't Have The Best Eye For Detail - And, For A Jew, He Doesn't Have The Best Eye For Retail, Either.

If Someone Says That I'm The Best At Anything, I Always Just Agree With Them. I'm Certainly Not Gonna Argue.