I Think A Lot Of People Have

No, Generally I Think Influence Is Used As A Nice Word For Plagiarism.

Back When Jerry Seinfeld Was Just Another Comedian Hanging Around The Clubs, I'd Imitate Him To Amuse Myself And The Other Comics. The Club Owners Would Say, 'what Are You Doing That For? Nobody Knows Him.'

Nothing Can Help My Comedy.

I Wanted To Be A Brain Surgeon, But I Had A Bad Habit Of Dropping Things.

A Lot Of People Who Claim They're Political Comedians Are Just Comedians Who Have Opinions. But They Stop Being Funny The Minute They Give Their Opinions.