The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With

...the Elephant Smoked Too Much.

Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And They Need A Constant Supply Of Hot Air In Order To Function.

Read (this Book), Smile, Enjoy, And If You Happen To Learn Something Along The Way, Don't Get Upset.

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.

Santa Claus Has The Right Idea - Visit People Only Once A Year.