The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With

Read (this Book), Smile, Enjoy, And If You Happen To Learn Something Along The Way, Don't Get Upset.

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?