The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

(referring To The Piano's Natural Shape) Isn't It A Shame When Those Big Fat Opera Singers Lean Against The Pianos And Bend Them?

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

In My Youth, I Wanted To Be A Great Pantomimist -- But I Found I Had Nothing To Say.