The More Ignorant You Are, The Quicker

Democrats Are The Only Reason To Vote For Republicans

When The Okies Left Oklahoma And Moved To California, They Raised The Average Intelligence Level In Both States.

Now They Got Such A High Inheritance Tax On 'em That You Won't Catch These Old Rich Boys Dying Promiscuously Like They Did. This Bill Makes Patriots Out Of Everybody. You Sure Do Die For Your Country If You Die From Now On.

I Never Met A Man That I Didn't Like.

Know What You're Doing, Love What You're Doing, And Believe In What You're Doing.