The More Ignorant You Are, The Quicker

If You Don't Have Malice In Our Heart, It Doesn't Come Across Harsh.

The Problem Ain't What People Know. It's What People Know That Ain't So That's The Problem.

The Taxpayers Are Sending Congressmen On Expensive Trips Abroad. It Might Be Worth It Except They Keep Coming Back

You See, In Washington They Have These Bodies, Senate And The House Of Representatives. That Is For The Convenience Of The Visitors. If There Is Nothing Funny Happening In One, There Is Sure To Be In The Other, And In Case One Body Passes A Good Bill, Why, The Other Can See It In Time And Kill It.

There Is Nothing In The World That We Do As Much As We Do Eating