The Business Of Government Is To Keep

The Best Thing About This Group Of Candidates Is That Only One Of Them Can Win.

If You Eliminate The Names Of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson And Wilson, Both Conventions Would Get Out Three Days Earlier.

Money And Women Are The Most Sought After And The Least Known About Of Any Two Things We Have.

America Has The Best Politicians Money Can Buy.

Now I Am Not Unpatriotic, And I Want To Do My Bit, So I Hereby Offer My Services To My President, My Country And My Friends To Do Anything, Outside Of Serving On A Commission, That I Can In This Great Movement. But You Will Have To Give Me Some Idea Of Where "confidence" Is. And Just Who You Want It Restored To.