I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch

An Ignorant Person Is One Who Doesn't Know What You Have Just Found Out.

If The Other Fellow Sells Cheaper Than You, It Is Called Dumping. 'course, If You Sell Cheaper Than Him, That's Mass Production.

I Don't Think You Can Make A Lawyer Honest By An Act Of Legislature. You've Got To Work On His Conscience. And His Lack Of Conscience Is What Makes Him A Lawyer.

We Have The Best Congress That Money Can Buy.

You've Got To Be (an) Optimist To Be A Democrat, And You've Got To Be A Humorist To Stay One