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Politicians Are Just A Bunch Of Local Bandits, Sent By Their Local Voters To Raid The Public Treasury.

Senators Are A Never-ending Source Of Amusement, Amazement, And Discouragement.

I Have Often Said In Answer To Inquiries As To How I Got Away With Kidding Some Of Our Public Men, That It Was Because I Liked All Of Them Personally, And That If There Was No Malice In Your Heart There Could Be None In Your "gags", And I Have Always Said I Never Met A Man I Dident Like.

Plans Get You Into Things, But You Got To Work Your Way Out.

People Are Marvelous In Their Generosity, If They Just Know The Cause Is There.