The Moral Of Filmmaking In Britain Is

When I Think About Actors I Know, I'd Much Rather Hear About Who They're Shagging Than What Film They're Doing Next.

And Film Acting Is Incredibly Tedious, Just By Its Nature. It's Incredibly, Mind Numbingly Slow.

Basically, My Life Is So Boring, It's Embarrassing.

My Dad Used To Have To Open The Second Bottle Of Wine In The Loo In Case Mum Heard The Cork Coming Out.

I've Always Enjoyed Sex Scenes, Though You're Not Really Supposed To. The Classic Answer Is, 'oh, It's Not Sexy At All Because There Are So Many Technicians Standing Around.' But I've Always Found Them Extremely Arousing.