I'm A Laugh Tart. I Make No

I Could Do With More Mobbing. Particularly From Women. I'd Like To Be Treated Like Ricky Martin.

Plus, Teaching Brings Home To You Very Fast That You Actually Know Nothing. I Didn't Realize That Before.

The Reason I Turn Down 99% Of A Hundred, I Mean A Thousand, Scripts Is Because Romantic Comedies Are Often Very Romantic But Seldom Very Funny.

I Just Don't Believe In Love At First Sight Any More, Even Though I've Based My Whole Career On The Concept.

Basically, My Life Is So Boring, It's Embarrassing.