I'm A Laugh Tart. I Make No

The Only Reason My Work Seems To Be Eclectic Up To A Certain Period Is Because I Was A Failure As An Actor.

I Don't Think There's Much Point In Putting Me A Deep, Dark, Heavy, Emotional Film Because There Are People Who Do It So Much Better Than I Do.

My Dad Used To Have To Open The Second Bottle Of Wine In The Loo In Case Mum Heard The Cork Coming Out.

I Find It Hard To Understand Why Scorsese Has Never Called. You Know, Given The Natural Menace I Bring To The Screen.

There Is Space In The Supermarket Shelf For All Of Us.