The Monkees Changed My Life But Ruined

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!

Justin Bieber Stole My Haircut. And Axl Rose Stole My Dance!

Now, Let's See How You Fare Against The Flying Dutchman And Her Vile Captain, Davy Jones!

The Beatles Set The Rules. And The Rules Were: Now Just Because We Have Long Hair Doesn't Mean That We're Rebellious.

The Only People Who Didn't Like It [the Monkees] Were The French, And They Don't Even Like Themselves, So What's The Point?