The Monkees Changed My Life But Ruined

The Only People Who Didn't Like It [the Monkees] Were The French, And They Don't Even Like Themselves, So What's The Point?

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

Around The Property I Have Here, I'm About To Put An All Weather Race Track. I'm About To Build Stables. I'm About To Ship Over A Couple Of My Thoroughbreds From England.

I'm About To Challenge For The Maryland Cup In The Next Couple Of Years, As An Owner, A Trainer, And A Rider.

The Monkees Changed My Life But Ruined My Acting Career.