The Moment A Man Talks To His

Whatever Happens, We Have Got The Maxim Gun, And They Have Not.

Just As There Is Nothing Between The Admirable Omelet And The Intolerable, So With Autobiography.

Of All Fatiguing, Futile, Empty Trades, The Worst, I Suppose, Is Writing About Writing.

Child! Do Not Throw This Book About Refrain From The Unholy Pleasure Of Cutting All The Pictures Out! Preserve It As Your Chiefest Treasure.

Oh, My Friends, Be Warned By Me, That Breakfast, Dinner, Lunch And Tea, Are All Human Frame Requires.