The Modest Person Is Usually Admired, If

No Scheme Pays As Well As Legitimate Business.

Youth Is About The Only Thing Worth Having, And That Is About The Only Thing Youth Has.

I Express Many Absurd Opinions. But I Am Not The First Man To Do It; American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

A Woman Might As Well Propose: Her Husband Will Claim She Did.

If You Want To Know How Old A Woman Is . . . Ask Her Sister-in-law.