The Minister Of Transport Issued This Appeal

I Like Doing Live Things And Plays. You Can Perfect The Laugh Or Extend The Laugh, You Can Get Them On A Roll. Versus Improv, Which I Hate. Put It All Together. They're More Vignettes. Improv Makes Me Slightly Anxious Because I Feel For Them.

Life Has A Very Simple Plot: First You're Here And Then You're Not.

There's No Gap Between The Writer And The Performer, Which Is What I Think Makes [monty] Python Unique. Five Or Six People Who Write Python And Five Or Six Who Act It. That's What Makes It Unique.

Monty Python Paid Me £20,000 To Write, Direct And Assemble Them - The Cheapskates! I Told Them I'd Never Earned Less In A Year Since Leaving Cambridge. The First Show Sold Out In 43 Seconds And We Ended Up Performing Ten In Total. We Had No Idea There Would Be Such Demand.

I've Got Soggy Thighs. It Must Be Dinner Time.