The Minister Of Transport Issued This Appeal

I Used To Collect Persian Rugs And Real Estate - You Should Be Able To Walk On And Live In Your Money. I Had To Give Up The Rugs Because I'm Allergic To Mould.

I Listen To The Audience And Try And Bounce With Them. All Audiences Are Different. But They Are All Homo Sapiens.

Executives Do Not On The Whole Do Well With Comedy. They Can't Understand It, They Can't Read It, They Can't Spot It.

Of The Sparkling Wines, The Most Famous Is Perth Pink. This Is A Bottle With A Message In, And The Message Is "beware". This Is Not A Wine For Drinking; This Is A Wine For Laying Down And Avoiding.

Never Do Things For Money. It's Always The Things You Do For Love That Turn Out To Pay The Best.