The Mind Is The Most Important Thing

What's Interesting About Science Is That We're Constantly Discovering New Things About The Universe, About Ourselves, About Our Bodies, About Diseases, About The Possibilities Of The Future. It's Amazing. Science Is One Of The Coolest Things About Being A Human Being - Without A Doubt.

I Think That One Of The Reasons Why People Look Towards The End Of Humanity Is That People Are Afraid To Die Alone. If You Die Alone, The People You Love Will Miss You, Or If They Die, You Miss Them - The Sorrow Is Inevitable. When You Truly Love Someone, The Thought Of Losing Them Forever Is Horrible.

A Unicorn Is A Donkey From The Future

My Act Is So Completely And Totally Uncensored That The Only Way I Could Really Pull It Off Is If I Treat The Audience Like They're My Best Friends.

I'm Really Happy That I've Been Able To Make People Laugh And Distract Them From Their Day To Day Bullshit At A Comedy Show Or Because They Enjoyed One Of My Cds Or Tv Specials, But I Don't Know How Many People Have Actually Had Life Changing Thoughts Because Of It.