The Mind Is The Most Important Thing

The Quicker We All Realize That We've Been Taught How To Live Life By People That Were Operating On The Momentum Of An Ignorant Past The Quicker We Can Move To A Global Ethic Of Community That Doesn't Value Invented Borders Or The Monopolization Of Natural Resources, But Rather The Goal Of A Happier More Loving Humanity.

Maybe We Can Combine 2 Things That Everybody Loves. Helping Out The Poor And Blow Jobs.

It's Painful For Me To Watch Someone Who Isn't Funny. It's Horrifying To Sit In The Back And Watch Some Guy Who Just Totally Sucks.

If You Are The Greatest, Why Would You Go Around Talking About It?

The Two Things I Understand Best Are Stand-up Comedy And Martial Arts. And Those Things Require An Ultimate Grasp Of The Truth. You Have To Be Objective About Your Skills And Abilities To Compete In Both.