The Mind Is The Most Important Thing

I've Been Inspired By A Shitload Of People In My Life So If There's Ever Anybody That I Can Inspire, To Me That's A Huge Gift. To Be Able To Turn That Back Around.

The Only Time I Commit To Conspiracy Theories Is When Something Way Retarded Happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald Acting Alone.

Not All Comedy Clubs Or Situations Are Ideal, Especially When You're First Coming Up And I Think That's Good For You. Eventually You Get To Express Your Real Personality.

I Don`t Like People That Make Their Living Talking About Bullshit, And You See Them In Many Shows That Are Made On The Same Subject. When You Go Looking At Ufos Or Bigfoot Or What-have-you, There's Just Nothing There.

I Never In My Wildest Imagination Dreamed That I Would Somehow Become A Sports Commentator.