The Marketing Department Uses Many Advanced Techniques

I Keep Hearing The Argument That Some Things Are Constitutional While Other Things Are Not. The Idea Is That We Should Be In Favor Of All The Things That Were Decided Over 200 Years Ago By A Bunch Of Slave-owning Cross-dressers Who Pooped In Holes.

If There Are No Stupid Questions, Then What Kind Of Questions Do Stupid People Ask? Do They Get Smart Just In Time To Ask Questions?

If Our Mushrooms Make You Hallucinate, Please Inform Us Immediately So We Can Overcharge You.

As A Rule, I Don't Like To Laugh At The Misfortune Of Others. The Exception To That Rule Is If It's Really, Really Funny.

Ideas Are Cheap. A Dime A Dozen, As They Say. It's The Implementation That's Important! The Trick Isn't Just To Have A Computer Game Idea, But To Actually Create It!