The Man Who Says "i May Be

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

The Longer It Takes You To Select A Cantaloupe, The Worse It Is!

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.

The Rich Man And His Daughter Are Soon Parted.