The Man Who Does Things Makes Mistakes,

He That Resolves To Mend Hereafter, Resolves Not To Mend Now.

He That Drinks Fast, Pays Slow. Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy. There Can't Be Good Living Where There Is Not Good Drinking.

Your Net Worth To The World Is Usually Determined By What Remains After Your Bad Habits Are Subtracted From Your Good Ones.

Mankind Are Very Odd Creatures: One Half Censure What They Practice, The Other Half Practice What They Censure; The Rest Always Say And Do As They Ought.

An Undutiful Daughter Will Prove An Unmanageable Wife.