Love, Cough, & A Smoke, Can't Well

Taxes Are Indeed Very Heavy - We Are Taxed Twice As Much By Our Idleness. Three Times As Much By Our Pride. And Four Times As Much By Our Folly.

Here's To Our Beloved George Washington, The Joshua Of America, Who Commanded The Sun And The Moon To Stand Still - And They Obeyed.

Great Spenders Are Bad Lenders.

Keep Your Eyes Wide Open Before Marriage, Half Shut Afterwards.

Finding Myself To Exist In The World, I Believe I Shall, In Some Shape Or Other, Always Exist.