The Man Who Ain't Got An Enemy

One Legged Chickens, I Know, Are The Least Apt To Scratch A Garden.

Don't Mistake Pleasure For Happiness. They Are A Different Breed Of Dogs.

Don't Ever Prophesy; For If You Prophesy Wrong, Nobody Will Forget It; And If You Prophesy Right, Nobody Will Remember It.

Admiration Is A Youthful Fancy Will Which Scarcely Ever Survives To Mature Years.

When I See A Man Of Shallow Understanding Extravagantly Clothed, I Feel Sorry - For The Clothes.