The Man Who Ain't Got An Enemy

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

Every Man Should Know Something Of Law; If He Knows Enough To Keep Out Of It, He Is A Pretty Good Lawyer.

Men Of Genius Are Like Eagles, They Live On What They Kill, While Men Of Talents Are Like Crows, They Live On What Has Been Killed For Them.

A Man Cannot Learn To Be Wise Any More Than He Can Learn To Be Handsome.

Music Wasn't Made To Make Us Wise, But Better Natured.