The Man Who Ain't Got An Enemy

I Don't Never Have Any Trouble In Regulating My Own Conduct, But To Keep Other Folks' Straight Is What Bothers Me.

Take The Humbug Out Of This World, And You Haven't Much Left To Do Business With.

Satire That Is Seasonable And Just Is Often More Effectual Than Law Or Gospel.

Admiration Is A Youthful Fancy Will Which Scarcely Ever Survives To Mature Years.

The Secret Of Forgiving Everything Is To Understand Nothing.