Take The Humbug Out Of This World,

The Fools In This World Make About As Much Trouble As The Wicked Do.

If You Do Not Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal, Turn Your Attention To Politics And Learn.

Don't Ever Prophesy; For If You Prophesy Wrong, Nobody Will Forget It; And If You Prophesy Right, Nobody Will Remember It.

Where Religion Is A Trade, Morality Is A Merchandise.

Early Genius, Like Early Cabbage, Does Not Head Well.