The Love Of Wine Is A Good

You Cannot Make A Crab Walk Straight.

You Will Never Make The Crab Walk Straight.

These Impossible Women! How They Do Get Around Us! The Poet Was Right: Can't Live With Them, Or Without Them!

Women, You Overheated Dipsomaniacs, Never Passing Up A Chance To Wangle A Drink, A Great Boon To Bartenders But A Bane To Us--not To Mention Our Crockery And Our Woolens!

Full Of Wiles, Full Of Guile, At All Times, In All Ways, Are The Children Of Men.