Under Every Stone Lurks A Politician.

Old Age Is But A Second Childhood.

To Plunder, To Lie, To Show Your Arse, Are Three Essentials For Climbing High.

Let Each Man Exercise The Art He Knows.

A Man's Homeland Is Wherever He Prospers.

Mix And Knead Together All The State Business As You Do For Your Sausages. To Win The People, Always Cook Them Some Savory That Pleases Them.