The Lord Saved My Soul.

I Just Believe If You Don't Believe In God, Then Where Is Your Moral Barometer? That's Just Me Talking. You Can Believe What You Want To Believe.

To Be No. 1 On The 'new York Times' Best-seller List, Well, That's Alarming. Having Been A Stand-up Comedian, I Think It's Surprising To A Lot Of People That I Had The Insight I Had.

I Don't Want People To See Me Fall. I Mean, I Got Enough People Cheering For Me To Fall Now... The Internet Has Created Some Amazing Place For Evil To Exist, You Dig?

I Can't Cuss And Tell Jokes The Rest Of My Life. I Gotta Say Something Meaningful. I Gotta Give Something Back To A Creator Who Has Given So Much To Me.

You've Got To Be In A Bad Relationship To Really Understand What A Great One Is.