The Less [government] The Better.

I Always Thought I Was Going To Die Before I Was 60.

Tv Is Easier: It's All Planned Out For You, And The Audience Is There To See A Show And They Are All Pumped Up, But When You Are In A Comedy Club, You Have To Be Really Funny To Win Them Over. To Me, That's More Pure.

If I Wasn't A Comic Or Tv Star, I Really Wanted To Be A Photojournalist.

The Best Thing About Las Vegas Is That No One Pretends To Be Responsible For Your Behavior Like They Do In The Rest Of The Country. There's No Meddling Self-righteous Liberals Or Right-wing Christian Demagogues Telling You That You Can't Do Something Fun With Your Own Time And Money. If You Can Afford It, It's Yours.

I Have A Position Of Indirect Respect And Oblique Power.