The Law Seems Like A Sort Of

Never Shake Hands With Colleagues In Court; The Customers Think You're Making Deals.

Marriage Is Like Pleading Guilty To An Indefinite Sentence. Without Parole.

People Will Go To Endless Trouble To Divorce One Person And Then Marry Someone Who Is Exactly The Same, Except Probably A Bit Poorer And A Bit Nastier. I Don't Think Anybody Learns Anything.

The Law Seems Like A Sort Of Maze Through Which A Client Must Be Led To Safety, A Collection Of Reefs, Rocks, And Underwater Hazards Through Which He Or She Must Be Piloted.

The Main Aim Of Education Should Be To Send Children Out Into The World With A Reasonably Sized Anthology In Their Heads So That, While Seated On The Lavatory, Waiting In Doctors' Surgeries, On Stationary Trains Or Watching Interviews With Politicians, They May Have Something Interesting To Think About.