The Last Thing We Need Is Another

By These Things Examine Thyself. By Whose Rules Am I Acting; In Whose Name; In Whose Strength; In Whose Glory? What Faith, Humility, Self-denial, And Love Of God And To Man Have There Been In All My Actions?

Predictions Are Preposterous. What Usually Happens Is That People Tell You That What They'd Like To See Happen Instead Of What They Really Think Will Happen. There Are So Many Variations And Possibilities That There's No Way To Ever Really Know For Certain.

Truthfully, With The Republicans, I Don't See That Much Wrong With Them.

I Am Excited About Getting Back To What I Do Best And What My Audience Likes Best, I Am Writing New Jokes Every Day And Soon Ill Be Telling Them Every Night. Just Me, One Jew Talking And That's It.

While I Have The Utmost Respect For People Who Practice The Christian Faith, The Fact Is, As Everyone Knows, I Am As Jewish As A Matzo Ball Or Kosher Salami.