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You Want My Dark Side? Have I Ever Stolen Anything? Not So Much Intentionally. But I Don't Think It's So Much Stealing As... Being A Part Of The Flow Of The Universe. You Know, Where There's An Exchange. It's Positive. It's Negative. There's An Exchange Of Goods And Services.

Whenever I Think Of The High Salaries We Are Paid As Film Actors, I Think It Is For The Travel, The Time Away, And Any Trouble You Get Into Through Being Well Known. It's Not For The Acting, That's For Sure.

Afghanistan Is Just One Of Those Countries That No Group Can Conquer. It's So Challenging To Live, And The People Are So Close Among Their Own Tribes, Their Own Groups, That You Can't Rule Them All, You Can't Get An Accord From All Of Them.

I'm Just An Obnoxious Guy Who Can Make It Appear Charming, That's What They Pay Me To Do.

I Knew That's Where I Was Going. I Knew We Were Going To Italy. You Couldn't Make This Movie In America At This Price. I Knew It Was Going To Be Big. I Knew There Was Going To Be A Ship Involved And That There Was Going To Be A Set As Big As The Ship. I Thought, Well, Here We Go. But I Knew That Was Where He Was Headed. He Had Been Going This Way For Some Time. All Directors, Once They Have Some Success, They Want To Spend A Whole Heck Of A Lot Of Money. (something Else Can't Hear.)