... The Kindle Is A "roach Motel"

If You've Never Programmed A Computer, You Should. There's Nothing Like It In The Whole World. When You Program A Computer, It Does Exactly What You Tell It To Do. It's Like Designing A Machine — Any Machine, Like A Car, Like A Faucet, Like A Gas-hinge For A Door — Using Math And Instructions. It's Awesome In The Truest Sense: It Can Fill You With Awe.

Novels For Me Are How I Find Out What's Going On In My Own Head. And So That's A Really Useful And Indeed Critical Thing To Do When You Do As Many Of These Other Things As I Do.

Content Isn't King. If I Sent You To A Desert Island And Gave You The Choice Of Taking Your Friends Or Your Movies, You'd Choose Your Friends -- If You Chose The Movies, We'd Call You A Sociopath. Conversation Is King. Content Is Just Something To Talk About.

Never Underestimate The Determination Of A Kid Who Is Time-rich And Cash-poor.

Carlton Mellick Iii Is One Of Bizarro Fiction's Most Talented Practitioners, A Virtuoso Of The Surreal, Science Fictional Tale.