The Indians Are Finding The Gaps Like

The Third Umpires Should Be Changed As Often As Nappies And For The Same Reason.

Age Has Been The Perfect Fire Extinguisher For Flaming Youth.

You Got To Choose Between Tightening Your Belt Or Losing Your Pants.

Anybody Can Pilot A Ship When The Sea Is Calm.

There Is Light At The End Of The Tunnel For India, But It's That Of An Oncoming Train Which Will Run Them Over.