The Human Brain Is Special. It Starts

Anytime A Person Goes Into A Delicatessen And Orders A Pastrami On White Bread, Somewhere A Jew Dies.

My Wife And I Have A Perfect Understanding. I Don't Try To Run Her Life, And I Don't Try To Run Mine.

Folk Who Don't Know Why America Is The Land Of Promise Should Be Here During An Election Campaign.

Who Says We Didn't Have Controversial Subjects On Tv Back In My Time? Remember Bonanza? It Was About Three Guys In High Heels Living Together

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?