The Holidays Are Also A Time When

The Holidays Are Also A Time When People Freak Out About Their Finances. If You Don't Want To Spend The Money, Why Not Try Some Of The Other Options Instead Of Killing A Bunch Of Animals?

I Used To Say... 'don't Sweat The Small Stuff - Not Even The Big Stuff.' At The End Of The Day, None Of It Matters But Your Own Joy, Your Own Spiritual Journey That You Go On, God, Your Loved Ones, Your Friends, Your Animals. These Are The Things You've Got To Cherish And Love And Embrace.

There Is Something About Laughter That Can Take Away All The Darkness.

How Do You Survive Christmas? You Drink A Lot. And Drink A Lot, Right. Drink A Lot And Drink A Lot.

I'm Going To Have Cute Boobs 'til I'm 90, So There's That. I'll Have The Best Boobs In The Nursing Home. I'll Be The Envy Of All The Ladies Around The Bridge Table.