Take No Moment For Granted.

How Do You Survive Christmas? You Drink A Lot. And Drink A Lot, Right. Drink A Lot And Drink A Lot.

I Started Doing Radio Commercials For Kmart When I Was 4. They Had To Splice All My Consonants Together Because I Couldnt Talk Very Well. But These Jobs Helped My Mother And Me Put Food On The Table. It Took The Two Of Us Working.

I'm Going To Have Cute Boobs 'til I'm 90, So There's That. I'll Have The Best Boobs In The Nursing Home. I'll Be The Envy Of All The Ladies Around The Bridge Table.

Everyone In My Life Thinks I'm Competitive Because I Want To Win, But It Comes From Me Wanting Everyone To Have A Good Time. And When I See That People Aren't Enthused, I Try To Make It Really Uncomfortable For Everyone So They Get Enthused And Want To Play Hard.

It Was Not Easy For My Mother, Being A Struggling Actress And Raising A Child. We Were These Two Sort Of Vagabonds, Never Knowing Where The Money Was Going To Come From. She Always Says She Couldn't Afford A Babysitter, Which Is Why She Put Me On The Stage.