The Hardest Assumption To Challenge Is The

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He Learned To Communicate With Birds And Discovered Their Conversation Was Fantastically Boring. It Was All To Do With Windspeed, Wingspans, Power-to-weight Ratios And A Fair Bit About Berries.

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The Presidents Job, Is Not To Wield Power Himself, But To Lead Attention Away From It.