The Great Thing About Glasgow Is That

I Spent The Whole Time Battering People I Liked And Singing With My Arm Round People I Loathed.

I Think Of My Life As A Series Of Moments And I've Found That The Great Moments Often Don't Have Too Much To Them. They're Not Huge, Complicated Events; They're Just Magical Wee Moments When Somebody Says 'i Love You' Or 'you're A Really Good At What You Do' Or Simply 'you're A Good Person'.

I Love Scotland And I Speak About It A Lot, So People Think I'm Desperate To Go Back. They Just Take It Upon Themselves To Say I'm Going Back, But I'm Not. I'd Rather Concentrate On Becoming A Citizen Of The World.

Never Run With Scissors Or Other Pointy Objects.

Marriage Is A Wonderful Invention: Then Again, So Is A Bicycle Repair Kit.