The God Excuse, The Last Refuge Of

Hooray For Most Things!

The Next Time A Prostitute Solicits Your Business, Ask For The Clergyman's Rate.

So About 80 Years After The Constitution Is Ratified, The Slaves Are Freed. Not So You'd Really Notice It Of Course; Just Kinda On Paper. And That Of Course Was At The End Of The Civil War. Now There Is Another Phrase I Dearly Love. That Is A True Oxymoron If I've Ever Heard One: "civil War." Do You Think Anybody In This Country Could Ever Really Have A Civil War? "say, Pardon Me?" (shoots Gun) "i'm Awfully Sorry. Awfully Sorry."

And Now Gay People Want To Get Married... Haven't They Suffered Enough?

An Art Thief Is A Man Who Takes Pictures.