The Garden Of Eden Was A Boggy

Playing Rugby At School I Once Fell On A Loose Ball And, Through Ignorance And Fear, Held On Despite A Fierce Pummelling. After That It Took Me Months To Convince My Team-mates I Was A Coward.

I Would Much Prefer To Be A Judge Than A Coal Miner Because Of The Absence Of Falling Coal.

As I Looked Out Into The Night Sky, Across All Those Infinite Stars, It Made Me Realize How Insignificant They Are.

The Thing That Makes You Know That Vernon Ward Is A Good Painter Is If You Look At His Ducks, You Can See The Eyes Follow You Around The Room.

We Exchanged Many Frank Words In Our Respective Languages.