The Future Will Soon Be A Thing

Bowling Is Not A Sport Because You Have To Rent The Shoes.

The Owner Of A Florida Massage Parlor Has Been Arrested By Police. "there Weren't Any Serious Violations," Said The Officers, "she Just Rubbed Us The Wrong Way."

The Mayfly Lives Only One Day. And Sometimes It Rains.

My Grandfather, Mother And Father Were Gifted Verbally, And My Mother Passed That Along To Me. She Always Made Sure I Was Conscious Of Language And Words.

Life Is Not Measured By The Breaths You Take, But By The Moments That Take Your Breaths Away.