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I Hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil Told Me To Express My Feelings, So I'm Expressing Them.

What Hair Color Do They Put On The Driver's Licenses Of Bald Men?

I Find That An Entertainer Is Quite Content To Sit Still, And I Think An Artist Always Has A Little Motion, Always Going Somewhere. May Not Know Where It Is, But There Is Some Sort Of Unnamed Destination. There Is Some Pulling, Some Movement. So I Just Found Myself In That Category According To My Own Analysis.

Israeli Murderers Are Called "commandos," Arab Commandos Are Called "terrorists."

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