The Fragrances Are Really A Dream About

The Bridge Between Reality And A Dream Is Work.

My Coolest Job Was When I Was 12 And I Was A Dishwasher At The Three Pigs Bar-b-que For $2.50 An Hour. All The Fleabags And Stoners Worked There, So That’s Where I Wanted To Be.

The Idea That I Would Ever End Up On David Letterman Or Jay Leno Is Horrifying. I Am Such A Freak In Comparison To Most Other Twenty-five-year-old Guys. I Have No Idea What Other People Are Thinking. I’m Not Really In Touch.

The Purpose Of Life Is To Live Your Dreams, You Should Never Smother Your Wishes.

I Take Computers Practically Apart And Put Them Back Together. I Have A Supercomputer I Built Over The Years Out Of Different Computers.