The First Two Days Of A Vacation

We'd All Like A Reputation For Generosity, And We'd All Like To Buy It Cheap.

Your Money, Or Your Life. We Know What To Do When A Burglar Makes This Demand Of Us, But Not When God Does.

A Woman Telling Her True Age Is Like A Buyer Confiding His Final Price To An Armenian Rug Dealer.

The Young Do Not Need God, And The Old Cannot Find Him.

Neurotics Would Like To Sleep All The Time, And To Be Awakened Only When There Is Good News.