Flesh Goes On Pleasuring Us, And Humiliating

No Matter How Many Christmas Presents You Give Your Child, There's Always That Terrible Moment When He's Opened The Very Last One. That's When He Expects You To Say, 'oh Yes, I Almost Forgot,' And Take Him Out And Show Him The Pony.

What A Shame That Allowances Have To Stop With The Teens: Both Those That Are Paid To Us And Those That Are Made For Us.

The Ideal Home: Big Enough For You To Hear The Children, But Not Very Well.

It Took Man Thousands Of Years To Put Words Down On Paper, And His Lawyers Still Wish He Wouldn't.

The Neurotic Is Always Half-drowning In Anxiety, And Always Being Half-rescued.