The First Time I Got Onstage Was

I Had Gotten Up To Two, Maybe Three, Packs (of Cigarettes) A Day. And My Lungs Were Bothering Me And I'd Had Pneumonia Two Or Three Times. And I Was Also Smoking Pot, And I Decided, Well, One Of Them's Got To Go. And So I Took A Pack Of Chesterfields And Took All The Chesterfields Out, Rolled Up 20 Big Fat Ones And Put It In There, And I Haven't Smoked A Cigarette Since Then.

I Have More Dumb Luck Thank Anybody I Know. There Must Be A Convey Of Guardian Angels Working Twenty-four Hours A Day Looking After Me[...] Like The Night I First Got To Nashville That I Laid Down In The Middle Of Broadway, Waiting To Get Run Over. It Didn't Happen [...] I Could Swear They Were Keeping Me Alive Just To See What I'd Get Next, I'm Glad They Feel That Way. I'm Trying To Help Them A Little More This Days.

I Like Marijuana Because It Keeps Me From Killing People. And I Think There Are A Lot Of People Out There Who Are Just Like Me. The Reason It's Not Legal Is Because Most People Get Up In The Morning And Get High, Then Forget To Go Out And Vote For It.

I'm A Little Prejudiced When It Comes To Horses. I Have Always Loved Them.

One Thing I Learned Is That The Mind, Rather Than Being The Master, Should Be The Servant Of The Heart.