I Smoke Pot Every Day, And I

You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive? They're Worth It.

When Evolution Has Been Outlawed, Only The Outlaws Will Evolve.

Let's Get The Government Stay Out Of Our Private Lives, Once And For All, And Stop Arresting Smokers. Let's Take A Stand For Personal Freedom.

When Songs Fall From The Sky, All I Can Do Is Catch Them Before They Hit The Ground.

If You've Made Your Own Hell, Then Only You Have The Power To Escape It.