You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive?

When Songs Fall From The Sky, All I Can Do Is Catch Them Before They Hit The Ground.

Do Something Bad A Thousand Times And It's No Big Deal. Everyone Just Goes, "willie F - Up Again."

You Can't Hang A Man For Shooting A Woman Who Was Trying To Steal His Horse.

Whoever Supports The Farmer Is The Guy For America.

When I Would Sell Encyclopedias, I Would Drive Down The Road Looking For A House With A Swing Set In The Back, And I'd Say, "oh, Those Folks Got Kids. They Need Some Books." I'd Knock On Their Door And Sell Them A Set Of Encyclopedias, And Those Books Were From $300 To $600. I'd Look Around The House, And If There Wasn't That Much Furniture In The House, I Felt A Little Bad About Selling A $600 Set Of Books To People Who Couldn't Afford A Couch. So I Didn't Last At That Job Very Long.